Well now, what have we here? A site dedicated to art? Truly something I can stand behind. Although in my case it's usually because I'm holding said masterpiece as my Frannie whisks us away to the highest bidder. But I digress.

Obviously you can tell that I am the Leading Man but, as protocols demand, you require a name... a point of reference if you will. Balthier will do quite well I believe. However make no mistake, if the subject of conversation revolves around piracy I will be mentioned more often than naught. For good or for ill, I take my publicity with much ardor and always offer a bow of thanks to my adoring public.

And for the record, I've no relation to that idiot, Blathier.